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AdsDetective: an AI second opinion on your ads before you spend


Most ad creatives fail in ways that are obvious — to everyone except the person who made them at midnight. AdsDetective is a tool I built to be that blunt second opinion: an AI that audits an ad and tells you, plainly, what's working and what isn't.

Paste an ad, get a verdict

Drop in a creative and AdsDetective scores it 1–10, flags the red flags (weak hook, buried offer, no scroll-stop), and rewrites the parts that are dragging it down. It works across the usual suspects — Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Google — and handles image, carousel and video.

The useful party tricks

  • A/B prediction — give it two variants, it calls the likely winner before you spend a złoty testing them.
  • Briefs from a photo — upload a product shot, get five strategic angles to shoot the ad from.
  • Stakeout — point it at a competitor's ad and get an honest teardown of why it's working.

Who it's for

Dropshippers, e-commerce brands and agencies — anyone who'd rather catch the weak creative on the desk than in the analytics dashboard a week later. It's a faster, more honest review than asking a generic chatbot to "make this better."

Kick the tyres at adsdetective.com.